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Created on 2007-12-17 21:52:30 (#14482344), never updated
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| Name: | Murdoc Niccals |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-06 |
Only recently has a solid background been released on the young Murdoc, who was dropped on his father's doorstep in Stoke-On Trent, Britian by an escaped patient from a Home for the Terminally Bored. Taken in by money-grubbing boozehound Sebastian Jacob Niccals (or Jacob Sebastian Niccals, "depending on who's asking") Murdoc spent a good deal of his childhood peddling his way through cheap talent show trophies to win his father a few extra quids for liquor. During ths time, his older brother, Hannibal, introduced him to an assortment of bands that slowly defined Murdoc's love of dark music and rock. Murdoc's final childhood accomplishment was attending Sodsworth Comprehensive School with an International Baccalaureate in Anti-Social Anthropology, despite the fact that he never attended classes and was a general terror to the entire school. Throughout this period in his life, Murdoc developed a grotesque outlook on life, and gained an incredible sense of wit and tact. (Which, for the most part, he never used at all.)
After leaving home--with all of his father's money in tow--Murdoc began to pursue a career in music using the influences that he and Hannibal had both discovered in dark rock. Murdoc took up the bass guitar and established a numerous amount of bands, all which were quick to fail and split up. Things looked bleak for Murdoc's career, until a grimy, fateful day in the summer of '97.
In another attempt to establish a chart-topping musical group, Murdoc constructed a plan to borrow synthesizer equipment from a local keyboarding equipment store. In the end, his brilliant, articulate plan consisted of him ramming his Vauxhall Astra into the front window, through the store, and straight into the head of star employee Stuart "Stu-Pot" Pot, permanently damaging Stu's left eye. Murdoc was sentenced to 30,000 hours of community service, plus ten hours per week caring for the comatose Stu. Murdoc, though, was no one's nanny. Especially not for a vegetabilized retard. In an attempt to impress a group of rather uninterested young women, Murdoc spun his new car into a 360, crashing into a wall and causing Stuart's right eye to dent inward, just as his left had. Thus, Stuart was renamed 2D by Murdoc, and, being suddenly awakened by his coma and revealing his talent in keyboarding as well as singing, was "recruited" as the vocalist for Murdoc's newest band.
Murdoc then found American musician Russel Hobbs in a CD store, taking him on as drummer and ignoring the fact that Russel was possessed by an insane rapper named Del, who had been Russel's best friend until he was killed in a drive-by while Russel as still living in America. After hiring, sleeping with, and then firing 2D's then-girlfriend Paula Cracker, Murdoc put out an ad for a lead guitarist, and-within minutes--a DedEx crate from Japan was dropped at his feet. Out burst Noodle, who would son become Murdoc's musical compadre and similar, despite the fact that Noodle was probably far more talented than Murdoc wold ever be. After ripping out new and strange rift on her axe guitar, Murdoc gave a nod, signaling the beginning of his multi-million dollar band-and the best damn idea of his life. The Gorillaz had been born. Murdoc purchased Kong Studios, an abandoned building at the top of a zombie-infested hill in Essex, and the group went to work.
The Band--well, Murdoc--enjoyed the fame and fortune drawn in by their first album, a self-titled mix of reggae, dark rock, pop, and several other music genres, all written by Murdoc himself. After a brief stint in which one of Murdoc's many purchases, his beloved Winnebago, had been stolen by a psychopath named Dr. Wurzel, Murdoc signed the group up for a three part movie deal that never happened and ultimately split the band apart. 2D returned home to help his father with business at a carnival (and disover that he was quite the sex idol), Russel returned to America to excorsize Del from his body, and Noodle left for Japan, where she discovered the origins of her past and the fact that she could, indeed, speak english.
Murdoc, on the other hand, ended up in jail. No--not a surprise, really--but after running off to Mexico and spending the rest of his money, Murdoc began passing off fake cheques to prostitutes at a local brothel. Murdoc enjoyed the company of two "not gay, you bloody fags," jail mates, and his new animal friend, a demonic raven named Cortez.
After breaking out of jail by using a stuffed dummy and a tape of himself moaning, Murdoc headed back to Kong, where he found Noodle already working on the next Gorillaz album. Shortly after, the band was back together, and Demon Days hit the shelves, launching a world-wide tour and promotions deals out of Murdoc's ass. Almost literally. The Gorillaz launched several music videos, including the controversial El Manana, which depicted guitarist Noodle being shot down on the Gorillaz' private floating island. It was later revealed that Murdoc devised the entire thing as a ploy to kill of Jimmy Manson, an insane hippie that was bent of killing Noodle herself. After trapping Jimmy inside of the island's windmill, director Jamie Hewlett gave the cue, and Noodle parachuted to safety as the island went down.
Despite the comfort of the band's success, Kong Studios was not to stay peaceful for long. It was, after all, an extremely haunted and generally sick-looking structure, and, as expected, strange tragedy struck.
Demonic spirits began to invade the building, led by a Demon Boy who eventually kidnapped Noodle, dragged her down to hell, and caused the building to cave inward. Noodle left behind a mesage for Murdoc, trying to inform him of what was happening and asking for help. Murdoc decided to do what any good band leader would: sell the piece of crap.
Oh, and, uh, save Noodle too. There was no way he'd let his band crumble like their studios had. Plus, he had to pick up a few things from hell, anyway.
But things did not turn out the way he had planned: Upon entering hell, Murdoc was smacked in the back of the head by a dark figure holding a fiery warhammer. Murdoc blacked out, never even getting so far as to catch a glimpse of Noodle, who was a mere five feet away from him.
Sarcastic, sadistic and dirty-minded, Murdoc is the definition of a vulgar rock star. He enjoys booze and women, like any cold-blooded man would, and has an affection for the dark arts, thogh he's never successfully practiced any. He blames his bad moods on the fact that he lost his virginity to a waitress at age nine. Murdoc is egotistcal and incredibly selfish, but has a sense of wit about himself that somehow had won over millions of fans worldwide. Despite all of his negative qualities, Murdoc holds a genuine love of music, and has even shown appreciation in his fellow band mates' talents. However, Murdoc has shown little care for them over that, though he has taken small actions that leave one to think otherwise.
Loss upon arriving; His baby, his beloved bass. A Flying Gibson V that he so affectionately named "El Diablo." It was on Murdoc's person before he was knocked out, and is probably still in hell.
Ability gained; Shape Shifting. Yes.
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